Usually, we tell you about stuff here at StayStacked that's useful and affordable.
And then there are the times we find something awesome that is totally impractical and costs far more than an arm and a leg. This is one of those times.
This is the Rolls Royce Cocktail Hamper. It is utterly useless to 99.9999% of the world. And yet, we find ourselves sitting here, just staring at it, wondering how much it's going to cost and how many body parts we can sell in order to be able to afford one.
The hamper includes everything you need to make gorgeous, luxurious drinks. Well, everything except the alcohol and mixers.
What you have here is essentially a complete bar set, all wrapped up in an case made of hand-hewn American Walnut and premium natural leather. Everything inside the case itself was also hand-made: the cotton napkins, the decanter, shakers: everything. Each of the glasses takes one month to make. One month! The glass is blown into beech rims, and when they're done cooling, the rims of the glasses are finished in platinum.
This is seriously the most ridiculous thing. There's not a person on the planet who needs one. And yet we can't stop ourselves from staring at it, longing, wanting. The only problem (besides the amount of money it will cost that we can never afford) is that only 15 of them will be made, ever. If you're the type who loves exclusive things, well, this is the thing for you.
If you've already got a Rolls-Royce and need a cocktail bar that fits in your trunk, stay tuned for pricing and availability. And be sure to invite us to your next party, please.